Thursday, January 29, 2015

MIZO SMS JOKES:)

Mizoram leh Northeast India- hmun hrang hrang ah Mobile phone operator ten unlimited sms offer an siam miau si a. Karhla atangin thian ten sms nuihzathlak deuh te, nuihzathlak vak lo te, a chang chuan ninawm deuh te min thawn zut mai si a, he lam kan awmna Hyderabad lamah pawh unlimited sms pack lo awm ve zel nen ka inbox a khat zo tawh blog lamah hian dahtha tawh mai ang, ho viau mahse post tur dang avang hrih emai!

*In ban phar ru, misual kan nih hi. Mipa hmeltha ding lamah, hmeichhe hmeltha veilamah. Hmelchhe ho kha alaiah kal ru. Hey, nang sms chhiar mek kha a laia ah kal ve nghal rawh!

*Pa Pakhat love letter ziah dan: Dearest, Thuami, Min hmangaih em? Yes( ) or No ( ) Tick rawh. Peka i lo pe leh mai dawn nia.

*What do you usually say after sex? I LOVE YOU? wrong! THAT WAS GREAT? Wrong again! I LOVE IT? Wrong again! The answer is Khawnge ka kekawrte a awm?

*Always send good sms 2 others...so that when you die, people will remember you by saying " Mawl ve heihui na a, message chu bei nalh ve phian thin sin mawle:D

*Rape is not a crime....#its....# its # a..."Surprise Sex!"

*Thingpuidawr pakhat a an menu te: Chawkan upon bal, Telhawng with fried Aidusentil, vegetarian saum bawl, Sawhthing thukphum, Berul a laia baibing dah!!

*Wife-"Remove my skirt", Husband-"Ok", Wife-"now remove my panty", Husband-"ok", Wife-"take off my bra first", Husband-"ok, ok..i'm doing it", Wife-"next time, never wear my clothes".

*Mi pakhat pawh kha Pathian nen khan an inpawh awm asin, a chawei dawn te hian chunglam enzeuh pahin "ei a nia aw" te a ti vel!

*Khawvel ramnuam leh changkang leh eng anga thianghlim ah pawh kal mahla..A ruka i ek a chhuah chuan nuam i ti tak tak chuang lovang:)

*Bible ah khan "Mahni ta chuah en lovin midang ta pawh en ve rawh u" ati a. I ta kha ka lo en ve dawn a mi? I phal lo chuan Pathian thu awih lo ini mai:-)

*What is globalisation? Ans-Diana's Death.. because this involves an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a France Tunnel while being chased by Italian paparazzi on Japanese bikes, treated by Portuguese doctor with Brazilian medicine..this sms is sent by Indian genius on a Chinese phone smuggled by a Pakistani via Nepal..finally this is read by an Indian who looks like a Mongolian but a Mizo!:)

*Naupang pakhat hian apa hnenah "Ka Pa" atia, a ko zawi deuh nge ni, apa khan a hre pha silova engtin mah achhang lo!

*No mawi tak chhung ah pawh thihna tur a awm thei a. Rose pawrmawi tak pawhin min tina thei hling a pai si. Kumtluang par pawhin kumtluang a daih zo lo a, chuailopar meuh pawh a chuai thin na khawvel ah hian Hmangaihna tawngkam thlum takah pawh inbumna a awm thin...chuvangin i hma hun lo thleng turah hian chhiatna laka i fihlim thieh nan i mutdawn ah action 'themthainu mawng tawlh, mawng tawlh' tih kha lo sa thin ang che..

*Mothar pakhat pawh chaweia an awmkhawm thap laiin a pasal hnen ah ka rin aiin i zang daih a ti:)

*You are Great, Outstanding, Realistic, Intelligent, Loveable, Adorable...in short GORILA..ha ha

*∑..changpat lem anih hi! khua a ro a a thi aniang!

*Nula leh tlangval inngaizawng pawh kha an inhmangaih lutuk a..nikhat chu lui ah an kal dun a, an kalna chu a hla bawn tawp....an thlen hunah ka lo hrilh leh ang che!

*..... Ø, fanghmir panga in lungpui an panlai anih hi:)

* Aruka star tu deuh che an awm a, i no. min dil min dil a, ka lo pe mai asin, amah chu hmeltha ve tak ani a, tha i ti ve tho ang, pawi i ti em lovang chu tih hi inthawnkual vel mai mai anuam tawp:)

*Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a bialnu nen chance an nei dun hmasak ber in a zei lo lutuk a, a bialnu inringlo lai a MAWNG SUZI vel:)

*Hmai pahnih nei an tih ang hi inih ka ring lo, achhan chu hmai pahnih chu neila tuna i hmai zawk kha i vuah duh ka ring lo:)

*Life is very ho, sometimes we piang, we seilian, we rilruna, we awmngaihna hrelo, we have natna, we die, heaven kai dawn hlauh chuan a zia, bak zawng ho lutuk engmah nilo:)

*I tello chuan nikhat hi nileng a ni a, darkar khat hi minute 60 ani a, kumkhat hi ni 365 ani a, karkhat pawh hi ni 7 a ni a, minute khat pawh hi second 60 ani a, a rei asin!

*Tlangval pakhat sual lutuk pawh kha a pa thinrimin "I sual emai ka Pa pawh min ti tawh suh" a ti a, a tuk ah an in tukverh ah ava dak a chhungte chuan chaw an lo ei mek a, a pa lam hawi chuan "Pu Chala chu iva bar lian ve" te a va ti vel, sual thiam khawp mai:)




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